10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.