10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die