10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.