10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury