10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Fold and live to fold again
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway