10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer