10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• im going to 2 out you to death