10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Welcome to kicker school
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.