10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."