10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."