10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson