10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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