10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha