10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)