10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."