10 Random Poker Quotes

How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
"Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
"So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A