10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth