10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "No river, no fish."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.