10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.