10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim