10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves