10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.