10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.