10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare