10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth