10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders