10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.