10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob