10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.