10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Fook the floosh droo!