10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.