10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."