10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."