10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.