10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05