10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Welcome to kicker school
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT