10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it