10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.