10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?