10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.