10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.