10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.