10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• It's Free To Fold...
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.