10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom