10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz