10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)