10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"