10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson