10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger