10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."